I went to the doc last month for a routine check-up.
After I put on the gown, I remarked to her that it looked like it had little viruses all over it. She said they just got new ones and she was happy they were vibrant colors instead of the old gray ones. Then she looked again and said that they do look like germs. I countered that at least they weren't red and she agreed that was a good thing.
Later she confessed that now she couldn't not see them as germs.
You're welcome, doc.