Rickety

I wish someone would fix this place up.  As seen on our 7 state road trip. 

Boozy

They do things a little bit differently in Faulkton.  Makes you wonder what type of drugs they dispense.

Scary

I especially think the spray-painted "sign" pointing the way to the office is a nice touch.  As seen on our 7 state road trip.

Old-timey

As seen on our 7 state road trip.

Catchy

Like falling backwards and trusting someone to catch you, only on a much grander scale.  As seen on our 7 state road trip.