Git 'em While They're Hot

If you want it, you can find it in Door County, WI.  I'm not sure what Bea's "Ho-Made" products are, but they've gotta be good! Pity they were closed.

When Nature Calls

 

Unintended Hokey Pokey Trike Dance

 

Last week I was trying to take a selfie using my phone camera timer delay.  I tried several different poses until I got one I liked.  What I didn't realize was that my phone didn't take just one image for each timer.  It took 10 photos for each timer!  So not only did I have my posed pictures, but also a bunch of images walking toward my phone and bending down to reset my timer. 

Put together, they looked like I was doing the hokey pokey or something.  I got a chuckle out of it, so I thought I'd share.

Boudoir Blep

Blepity Blep Blep.  What a sassy dog!  Even boys can get in on boudoir photography.   

Tasty

 

Strange Feeling

Someone is behind me, aren't they?

Motley Crew

I think they all stayed up way too late last night partying.  Especially the clown down front.

Ooh La La

I can honestly say, I have never before seen a frog reclining in a provocative pose, smoking a pipe.  I don't know about the other frog, but this one looks quite content. 

Cat on Crack

On another walkabout through our neighborhood, we came across this fierce predator hiding in the jungle.  We gave it a wide berth, as it was obviously high and extremely unpredictable.   

Nature

When you stumble upon a gummy bear in its native habitat enjoying a scenic vista.  

Happy Dog

 That ear, though.

Boudoir Blue

I'm sexy and I know it.

Dopey

 When you haven't had that morning cup, er pot, of coffee yet.

Hodge-podgery

 "Hey everybody, let's make a DIY park bench.  How hard can it be?"  

As seen in 2021.

Uncomfortably

When your friends convince you to go on a new ride at the amusement park, but you are a little unsure.

Ampy

 Love you, mom.  She was a goofball from a young age.

Blarney

This evening I helped out my husband with a job cleaning up the trash that is left after the winter snow-plowing season snow mountain has started to melt.   You've probably seen these mountains of pestilence and waste in the parking lot of your local neighborhood box store.  

The mountain of doom melts slowly, so this will probably be a process over the next few weeks – A twisted archeological dig of sorts.

Tonight's inventory of the flotsam and jetsam of misery included: 

• work gloves
• vinyl disposable glove
• dirty diaper 
• security badge
• possibly part of a key fob
• booze bottle
• plastic Coke bottle with pee in it
• disposable masks - several
• switch cover from a device of some kind
• candy wrappers
• plastic bag
• broken watch/Fitbit band
• paper towels
• broken stakes
• bunny head; no, it was not a toy.
• a large crow lying on its back in the grass; no, it was not sunbathing.  Think - Weekend at Bernie's
• pieces of concrete
• and much, much more.

That brings me to my awesome find of the evening.  A real, live, honest-to-goodness Pirate Doubloon!!  If you look at today's image, you will see that it's even written right on the back.  That proves it's real!  I am so happy with my awesome find.  I'm rich!  It makes picking up all the rest of that nastiness worth it.  Well, except for the pee bottle.  Pee bottles are never worth it, not for all the pirate doubloons in the world.

 

Maniacally

My future husband, acting like the star of a horror flick.  As seen in 1986.

Epically

The look of utter shock and awe on my face over the size of that Easter basket that was almost as big as me.  

Flummery

 Arby's drive-thru is still in the holiday spirit.  Can you find the 2 objects that led me to this conclusion?